The daily email from the fashion sales site Piperlime just dinged itself through my inbox. I nearly jumped for joy when I read that the anatomy of a perfect outfit, the building blocks to a polished look include………wait for it……….THE LUXE TRACKPANT.
Track pant? As in sweat pants? Halle-freakin-lujah ! I am sitting here on a Saturday morning in my very own polished look!
Now admittedly , my sweat pants don’t look much like the pricey velvet ones in the picture (which are still SWEAT PANTS!) and I’m not wearing a sparkly shirt and high heels but if Piperlime says I am polished then by gawd I’m polished.
Just switch out that sparkly shirt for a sports bra and sweatshirt and those high heels for scruffy slippers and I am a freaking fashion goddess. Finally. If I didn’t think you’d all be jealous I’d take a full length picture of my perfectly polished anatomy of an outfit.
Yep. Next stop the runway.