The RV Series- Parked in Newport- Won’t you be my Neighbor

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It’s a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you………

Mr. Rogers

Imagine me putting on my Mr. Rogers sweater , humming this song and smiling sweetly as the new neighbor in the RV park goes on and on and on and on about absolutely nothing in an obnoxious blow hard type way.

Now imagine me stabbing myself in the eye with a fork.

Imagine Travel Dave loading my agitated, anti-social self into the car and heading to Home Depot for more privacy fence.

You don’t really have to imagine that one because that is exactly what he did.

I don’t think there is enough privacy fence in all the Home Depots in all the world to block this one out.   I fear he will be a cross between a heat seeking missile and a homing pigeon and crap all over any outside quiet time I might have.

We still have the large  family reunion to the left and in front and now we have Mr. Blowhard to the right. I imagine the Family Reunion and Mr. Blowhard are wondering how they got so lucky to have Travel Dave ( and all his personalities)  and Slightly left of Center Kathy as their neighbor

I imagine they are all in their BBoWs  writing their own blog posts at this very moment

Mr. Blowhards blog is probably called ” I can’t hear you because I’m talking” .

The family reunions blog is likely called “This is my brother Larry and my other brother Larry”.

Both of their blog posts are  titled “That crazy woman is writing about me again”.

Mr Rogers Clown

The next time we come to Newport Beach……….we will be known as “The Off Season People”.   Maybe we won’t  have to contend with the summer travel type things and maybe we won’t have neighbors.    I might actually have to develop some writing skills to keep the blog up……

One more week.   Stay tuned…..

Disclaimer:  If you are reading this Mr. Blowhard or Mr, Mrs, Miss or Pat Family Reunion,  I am not talking about you.  There are thousands,if not millions, of other Blowhards and Family Reunions out there.

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