This post has nothing to do with my piety. Though in a round-a-belly way it might have something to do with my pie eating.
Every single shirt, t-shirt or top I have develops mysterious holes in the front. In the lower part, approximately around my navel.
In the beginning I blamed the zipper on a particular pair of jeans. I stopped wearing those.
The holes continued to show up.
Seat belt I thought. Nope. Desk computer tray? Not that either.
I’ve investigated every possible cause and found nothing so all I can do is surmise that either:
1. I have a passive/aggressive fairy living in my closet who hates my clothes
2. I have belly button bayonets that shoot out without my knowledge
I have gained a little weight ( due to the donut tour I took of the United States) so the bayonets could be the cause. I wouldn’t necessarily notice those since they might be hidden in the results of that tour.
Just as much a possibility though is the clothes hating passive/aggressive fairy . Other people have guardian angel fairies and sweet garden fairies. I end up with a clothes eating hormonal fairyland reject.
So, unless you have a ton of holey shirts in your closet, I think that I am probably…..holey-er than thou.
Where is that fly swatter………..