One year ago, I wrote this little ode to my face cream. Today, I’ve written an update below it.
First the original just one short year ago…
Oh Miracle Worker
You please me so
I slather you on as I get ready to go.
You plump up the lines and fill in the wrinkles
almost like spackle, you work on my crinkles.
But the image in the mirror is not shown to the masses
Do I see the miracle ’cause I’m not wearing my glasses?
It doesn’t matter because I believe
in magic and miracles
(perhaps I’m naïve).
So I’ll smile and project even if it’s deception
Could be the real miracle
is in my perception.
And one year later we have the update…
Oh Miracle Worker
your miracle’s gone.
It no longer matters how much I put on.
Glasses or not, I surely can see
You’ve definitely stopped working and
no longer fool me.
The mirror now holds a much different sight,
It just might be time to consider the knife.
Oh Miracle Worker,
you were nice while you lasted but
for now I’ll replace you with some Glycolic Acid…