Category Archives: Cynical Adult Versions of the Fables

Delbert Donkey was a pessimistic ass. If the day was sunny, he’d hee-haw that it would surely rain. One day the rains came and flooded out the barnyard.   Delbert climbed high on some hay bales in the barn and … Continue reading →

Chester Chipmunk fancied himself to be the chipper community Lothario. He spent most of each day making eyes at all the chippy girls and most of his nights making chipper whoopee. He bragged to his friends of his conquests and … Continue reading →

Sally Sparrow was nothing special.   Small and brown. Sally like to sing but couldn’t sing as well as the other birds. One day she went to see Sage Sparrow, the oldest and wisest bird in the flock. “Sage, I … Continue reading →

Filbert Frog was a nasty frog. He sat on his lily pad all day eating bugs and getting fat. He thought himself to be King of the Pond and would croak loudly when a gold fish got close. One day … Continue reading →