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What’s up with that? A Morning Ramble through the Brain Bramble

What’s up with ketchup and mustard?   No matter how much I shake them, when I open  and squeeze….out comes that liquid sploosh that isn’t quite ketchup or mustard. Is that liquid hanging on for dear life up in the … Continue reading

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Holey-er than Thou

This post has nothing to do with my piety.   Though in a round-a-belly way it might have something to do with my pie eating. Every single shirt, t-shirt or top I have develops mysterious holes in the front.   … Continue reading

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Customer Service Nightmares

Ahhh……customer service. If we’re lucky we deal with someone on a local level who knows us and cares. Most of us aren’t that lucky.   Most of us have at least one nightmare customer service story. If we deal with … Continue reading

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Finding my Real Voice

Yesterday I spent hours working on a post about becoming “Real”.       I wrote, I edited, I rewrote and edited some more.     Each time I’d save a draft I just wasn’t satisfied.   Though the post … Continue reading

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WTF? 17 Surprises my body has in store for me at 50?

Reading Facebook and up pops this nifty little Purple Clover post. Just in case you missed it, let me list them for you because I’m sure you need to know this.  Apparently, I’ve had all of these for 10 years. … Continue reading

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My Magical Mystery Tour in the MRI Machine

Today I spent 45 minutes in a tube. The magical mystery MRI machine. While I  think of myself as strong and pretty fearless I am severely claustrophobic.   In an enclosed space that fearless shit goes right out the window … Continue reading

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Blahzzzzz

Blahzzzz. I got ’em. That’s right, the blahzzzz.    Not to be confused with the regular old “blahs” or the “blues” or any other regular term used to describe the post vacation let down. Nope these are the blahzzzz . … Continue reading

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Accepting my Perfect Imperfectness ( and my misuse of punctuation, grammar and a host of other things)

Since I started sharing my blog posts I’ve had people say “you’re so brave to put yourself out there like that, I’d be too afraid to do that.” The truth is that for most of my life I allowed what … Continue reading

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Sometimes even being a ninja isn’t good enough or how I lost the auto flush battle…

Allow me to set the scene: The ladies restroom at the Albany airport. The characters: Moi (fancy me)  and an auto flush toilet.    (this is the toilet, there is no picture of me) 20 minutes before boarding a 6 … Continue reading

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Ass-holiness and self discovery

An ass is an ass.  Right? In this instance I’m not talking about the region south of my waist or adorable donkeys. I’m talking about insufferable people. Those afflicted with  Ass-holiness. Those who feel it is their calling in life … Continue reading

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